Simon, YOUR SITE SUCKS!!!!!

1. Why does his Website Suck?
2. Why doesn't he just use a modern WYSIWYG Editor?
3. Why doesn't he just get his underlings to do it?
4. Who even is Simon?
5. What is Stella Octangula?
6. When is it getting fixed?

Why does his Website suck?

He can't even use FrontPage 2003 without FUCKING UP THE FORMATTING!!!!!

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Why doesn't he just use a modern WYSIWYG Editor?

Because HE'S A FUCKING MASOCHIST!!!!!

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Why doesn't he just get his underlings to do it?

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING!!!!!!!!!

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Who even is Simon?

The Stella Octangula guy. yeah. the one with the cryptic black website he had before HE FUCKED IT UP!!!!

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What is Stella Octangula?

A Stellated Octagon. they larped the shape to make their own bootleg SCP foundation for SHIT THEY CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND!!!!

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When is it getting fixed?

NEVER!!!!!!!!!! or maybe when he learns how to use a fucking html editor.

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Written by a very pissed SolemnFluttering.
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Revised: 07/20/26.